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????? / somewhere-outside-reality
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A door sits in an empty void.
1:56 PM
Will you knock?
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KICK DOWN THE DOOR
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/15/2022 1:58 PM
GOD FUCK WHAT WHAT
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/15/2022 1:59 PM
A familiar imposing figure sits at a computer, typing something.
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You look awfully familiar.
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/15/2022 2:01 PM
i get that a lot.
2:02 PM
what do you want
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idk what r u doin in this dark ass room
2:02 PM
get sum sun ffs
2:03 PM
or i make u do it
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Open the door.
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/15/2022 2:03 PM
hammerspace doesn't get much sun.
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weeeeeeeeeeell...
2:04 PM
i could arrange something
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/15/2022 2:04 PM
what's that supposed to mean
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lemme get some sunlight in a jar for you
2:05 PM
snop
2:05 PM
here you go
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/15/2022 2:05 PM
>enough jokes. stretch, youve got work to do remember??
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fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/15/2022 2:06 PM
((jade this is lore stuff so
2:06 PM
((yeah
2:07 PM
((yknow who else is into lore stuff?
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((your mom?
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/15/2022 2:07 PM
(( mymom
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Leave.
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im gonna fucking leave
2:08 PM
ill go
2:08 PM
leaves epicly and goes elsewhere
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/15/2022 2:08 PM
>you. Begin typing
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/15/2022 3:28 PM
> lemme get some sunlight in a jar for you
@??? (@Flo) - jump god didn't need to bring that much light in here jesus fuck
3:30 PM
it's not like I don't get light I leave hammerspace you dolt
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/15/2022 3:37 PM
>you. Begin typing
@Rhys 。.゚+ - jump I was about to finish coding this before you interrupted me by knocking my door in.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/15/2022 3:39 PM
>continue coding
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Close the door.
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/15/2022 4:38 PM
since youre here, i'd like to at least show you something. $ vvi unhackable.~ath bifurcate THIS[THIS, THIS] CREATE[THIS, THIS]; import sburb.rar extract entrails(sburb.rar) import cruxtruder_void.~ath S1; local THIS2 = S2 kill(THIS2) cruxtruder.~ath opened = false kernelsprite prototyped = true kill prototype2 prototype1 = object.("Perfectly Generic Guidehusk") kernelsprite kernelsplit = false set kernelsplit event @ event.("FIRST BREAK") ~ATH(S1) { ~ATH(!S2) { } EXECUTE(~ATH(THIS){}EXECUTE(NULL)); } EXECUTE(~ATH(THIS){}EXECUTE(NULL)); [THIS, THIS].DIE(); ATH(C1) { ATH(!C2) { } EXECUTE(ATH({THIS){}EXECUTE(CREATE)); } EXECUTE(ATH(THIS){}EXECUTE(CREATE)); [THIS, THIS].LIVE();
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ectoMycologist 11/15/2022 4:39 PM
(lua styled ~ATH nonsense code)
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/15/2022 4:39 PM
this should help him along, right
4:40 PM
what do you think (edited)
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Run it.
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/15/2022 4:41 PM
i didnt set the coordinates so this should appear at point zero on his planet.
4:42 PM
.. or. earth
4:42 PM
guess we'll see.
4:42 PM
RUN kernelgenerate.~ATH
4:47 PM
GOD DAMMIT HE DIDNT AWAKEN HIS PLANET AND POINT ZERO IS IN ILLINOIS NOT HIS FUCKING HOUSE
4:47 PM
AUGHHH
4:47 PM
could've waited.
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/15/2022 5:10 PM
.. i wonder how apollo's doing
5:10 PM
You close the old document and start a new one.
5:11 PM
obstacles.~ATH
5:14 PM
You arent sure if you spelled that right, but who cares?
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/17/2022 5:49 PM
no
5:49 PM
NO
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NO
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NONONONONONO THIS CANT-
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NO THIS ISNT HOW IT ENDS
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The end of history tastes ever so bitter, doesn't it?
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/17/2022 7:22 PM
shut your fucking mouth its fine now
7:22 PM
if anything hes fucking thriving.
7:22 PM
and it looks like his pre-denizen encounter quest already is laid out before him
7:23 PM
no need for the obstacles i didnt even code yet i guess (edited)
7:23 PM
he just needs to play his pawns right
7:24 PM
show his might as the lord of space, and he's home free to find calliope.
7:24 PM
and hopefully the guide i sent down
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/22/2022 2:04 PM
You lean back in your chair and continue watching FLINT through the FOURTH WALL.
2:05 PM
You're spinning a pen with your fingers. Being a god gives you a lot of time to practice dumb skills.
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> How many plot-lines are you keeping track of anyway?
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/22/2022 4:54 PM
just m- flint's right now, i CAN open the others' though.
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> Check them out.
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/22/2022 5:36 PM
they all appear to just be preparing for the CRUISE, including Thea.
5:36 PM
amalga's looking much better than earlier, which is good, love the lil guy
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> What's your opinion on the other guy?
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Knock Knock.
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/25/2022 3:00 PM
come in
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Clint Newton BOT 11/25/2022 3:00 PM
hey uh. flint? you available
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/25/2022 3:00 PM
FUCK DUDE THEYRE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW M- alright whatever whats up
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Clint Newton BOT 11/25/2022 3:01 PM
wait wait what're you working on
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/25/2022 3:01 PM
nothing. just watching the new session
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Clint Newton BOT 11/25/2022 3:01 PM
oh.
3:01 PM
mind if i sit and watch
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/25/2022 3:01 PM
whatd you need
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Clint Newton BOT 11/25/2022 3:01 PM
it was nothing. just wanted to figure out how to get the 4th wall up and running so i could watch it in my room.
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/25/2022 3:02 PM
ah alright.
3:02 PM
its getting good so you got here at the right time
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Entity.UNKNOWN
FUCK DUDE THEYRE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW M- alright whatever whats up
A voice whispers in the darkness.
"like it wasn't obvious enough"
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/25/2022 3:03 PM
also watch out for the voices. theyre here.
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Clint Newton BOT 11/25/2022 3:03 PM
oh. hi again guys.
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WAIT THIS IS FLINT FROM THE PREVIOUS TIL DEATH??
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"where's clift"
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ectoMycologist 11/25/2022 3:04 PM
(more like a far off ultimate flint combining the two)
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/25/2022 3:04 PM
hes coming up after this. ive got plans for him
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ectoMycologist 11/25/2022 3:05 PM
(its beta flint + til death 1 flint
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Of course you have plans.
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/25/2022 3:06 PM
yeah. i do. what about it
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Many people have p-WHOS THIS GUY
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DreamilyDrifting 11/25/2022 3:06 PM
Who?
3:06 PM
There's nobody there.
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Clint Newton BOT 11/25/2022 3:07 PM
so uh.. what's going on
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/25/2022 3:07 PM
new arc with a guy that just. Appeared out of thin air, like a reverse special tree victim
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Clint Newton BOT 11/25/2022 3:07 PM
oooh. what of you?
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/25/2022 3:07 PM
other me is adjusting to his powers.
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> How did Clint's session go?
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Clint Newton BOT 11/25/2022 3:10 PM
oh it went. okay.
3:10 PM
slav had to do some weird time reversal thing to repair the 8th planet.
3:11 PM
i eventually finished it. apparently my god tier event was really loud and sounded like both that one part of gangster's paradise, as well as just a chorus of angels singing a similar chord progression.
3:13 PM
.. wait weren't you the first one to fuck in your session?
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/25/2022 3:13 PM
one of them. a bit disappointed in my current self but he has to be on high alert. expected him to be an alcoholic within a day, but no, he's just meditating.
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Clint Newton BOT 11/25/2022 3:13 PM
...
You don't want to think about KEL. He died right in front of you.
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He deserved it.
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Clint Newton BOT 11/25/2022 3:14 PM
yeah yeah i know its.
3:14 PM
it still hurt like a bitch.
3:14 PM
seeing someone you love change so quickly and in a bad way is heartbreaking.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/25/2022 3:14 PM
So which one of you is John Egbert
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Clint Newton BOT 11/25/2022 3:14 PM
i'm closest to John, genetically speaking.
3:15 PM
descendant of actual human betty crocker.
3:15 PM
john, however, is in double death with the rest of us.
3:15 PM
hes the lord of void.
3:17 PM
im his half brother from an alternate timeline if that makes a lick of sense.
3:17 PM
or was it universe? couldnt bother with the specifics.
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/25/2022 3:17 PM
i think its universe.
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"(it wasn't really so much of a time reversal as it was... i transported myself back into your timeline to stop you from breaking the 8th planet)"
3:18 PM
"(that timeline where the 8th planet was destroyed still exists)"
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Everyone in it died.
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"(who the fuck even are you)"
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Call that black hole clean-up.
3:20 PM
"(who the fuck even are you)"
@demeter!! - jump A friend. You?
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"(guess, bitch)"
3:21 PM
// no fr who is this
3:21 PM
// it should only be og characters smh my head
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// what does og characters mean
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// in td or dd
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// oh i was going to say this was like
3:29 PM
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"(guess, bitch)"
@demeter!! - jump The proud Ranovic, yet again.
3:30 PM
How many of you exist still? (edited)
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/25/2022 3:31 PM
3 and counting
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Don't want the same guy to keep running around. Have you not done the same to him that you have to you?
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?????
How many of you exist still? (edited)
"(nine)"
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I didn't simulate Nine. Unless you lie.
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"(you don't simulate shit)"
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Says you, biting tongue.
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"(you're not even in any of the timelines)"
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Oh, but I was. Did you really think Clementine was as aimless as you think?
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// hades Stop
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The pyramid only ever goes higher...
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demeter!!
// hades Stop
// stop what
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// being weird and intertwining hades shit...
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// helios was literally in td 🙄
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// keyword IN
3:37 PM
// did he actually do anything...
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// >clementine
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// it's still silly because like. why is he here
3:39 PM
// slav is only here because clint is
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// ITS ONLY ONE SLAV!!
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demeter!!
// it's still silly because like. why is he here
//who tf else would be here
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DreamilyDrifting 11/25/2022 3:40 PM
//YALL. TAKE IT TO DMS!
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Clint Newton BOT 11/25/2022 3:41 PM
I didn't simulate Nine. Unless you lie.
@????? (@hades) - jump there ARE other instances of slav before my session.
3:42 PM
he wasn't as well LIKED at the time due to his aggressive nature, but something about our set of sessions sorta.. made him more approachable?
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/29/2022 1:01 PM
You've been eating popcorn this whole time. You spit a bit of a kernel into a green skull on the ground
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Clint Newton BOT 11/29/2022 1:01 PM
dude gross!
1:01 PM
what even is that??
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/29/2022 1:01 PM
a trophy.
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"(insane what he did to that guy)"
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What's your opinion on Thea and Esther?
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/29/2022 1:02 PM
both versions of me in this body never interacted with either of them.
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Where IS Vlint, anyway?
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// hush
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/29/2022 1:03 PM
outside looking in, they're both broken people.
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// he is currently in THE DISCIPLEHOOD SELECTION PROCESS
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/29/2022 1:03 PM
also, as for vlint, uh
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A jar in the background is filled with angry screaming.
1:03 PM
Inside said jar is a tar-like substance.
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// NO NOT MY BOY
1:03 PM
// WAAAAAA
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Slav (specifically, a Slav that has combined with several other versions of himself) picks up and examines the jar.
1:04 PM
"(douchebag stole my house)"
1:04 PM
Slav's hands slip!
1:04 PM
He drops the jar into a passing black hole.
1:05 PM
"(oops)"
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The jar reappears in a fit of red static.
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DONT DO THAT AGAIN. asswipe
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"(what if i do)"
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good point.
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/29/2022 1:06 PM
slav quit antagonizing him hes already in jail
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On closer inspection, "JAIL" is written on the lid of the jar in red sharpie.
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"(why don't we just leave him with hades)"
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/29/2022 1:07 PM
hades didnt want him iono
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"(well have you checked with hades)"
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// Huh
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/29/2022 1:07 PM
no i didnt because im lazy as fuck what do you expect from me
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Slav flicks Flint's head.
1:08 PM
"(i don't like him being around it's kinda weird)"
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you're kinda weird and i havent tried killing you again
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"(i will punt you)"
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go ahead try you wont get far
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 11/29/2022 1:10 PM
wait slav watch
1:10 PM
You pinch your arm.
watch the screen
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 12/2/2022 8:05 PM
we should. probably have a proper introduction now, shall we
8:05 PM
im not being so mysterious anymore so might as well do the thing.
8:06 PM
You stand up and pop your back.
8:06 PM
CRAK! You stand up straight.
8:09 PM
A FAILED LORD|BRINGER OF DESTRUCTION stands in his room. It just so happens that today, XX/XX/XXXX is this QUITTER|FOUL THING'S... nothing. It's his first day off. He stands in his room in DEATH PLANE 1, in front of his desk. One of his best friends since he's been in here occupies another chair, while another best friend of his continues messing with his shit.
8:09 PM
His name is STYX|FLINT DERMOT
(edited)
8:09 PM
What will I do?
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 12/2/2022 8:09 PM
Eat a piece of cheese
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 12/2/2022 8:10 PM
I materialized a BABYBEL, peel it, and eat it.
8:10 PM
That was oddly refreshing.
8:11 PM
okay i hadn't done one of those in a while was that good
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Clint Newton BOT 12/2/2022 8:11 PM
checks out with me.
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Entity.UNKNOWN BOT 12/2/2022 8:11 PM
okay good.
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/2/2022 8:14 PM
i suppose a good title for me seeing as we're going with puns on the name for fractured versions of myself.. i'll go with Splint.
8:14 PM
half one, half the other. better than half'n'half.
8:14 PM
hlint?? halflint??
8:14 PM
those are stupid. splint's fine.
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/2/2022 8:39 PM
god damn why is this one so sad
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/6/2022 7:59 PM
ill probably leave this place and go say hi soon
7:59 PM
wonder where apollo thinks i am
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 1:49 PM
bugfix: flints alternate name isnt KERES anymore, it's STYX.
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// shouldn't splint also be called khamed
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 1:50 PM
((khaMUN
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// FUCK
1:50 PM
// you know what i mean
1:50 PM
// don't know how i messed that up
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 1:50 PM
((his name has been flint in both universes, but for 2 different reasons
1:50 PM
((lawl
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// i see...
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 1:52 PM
You sat back, eating popcorn out of a HAMMERSPACE VORTEX.
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Clint Newton BOT 12/19/2022 1:52 PM
arent those like.. reality breaking
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 1:52 PM
we're not IN reality are we
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Clint Newton BOT 12/19/2022 1:52 PM
fair.
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 1:52 PM
they're only reality breaking on extended existence in reality.
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"(didn't that purple hair guy carve out a black hole to make one)"
1:52 PM
"(seems perfectly logical to me)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 1:52 PM
yep. p sure one of his friends showed him how to do that
1:53 PM
he IS a space player but hes not the brightest space player.
1:53 PM
guy had his cock beat in by a lord of rage a while back because he wasn't careful. (edited)
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"(why are you talking about his cock)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 1:53 PM
its an expression dipshit
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"(it literally isn't)"
1:54 PM
"(no one has ever said that)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 1:55 PM
its more like he had every limb in his body broken by said lord of rage.
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"(the lord of rage sucked his dick too hard)"
1:55 PM
"(debilitating head)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 1:55 PM
cherubs are fucking ruthless man
1:55 PM
HAHAHA
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Flint (Splint)
cherubs are fucking ruthless man
// actually it was a troll
1:56 PM
// named gadzuk
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 1:56 PM
(( no way
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 1:56 PM
// WHAT
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Gadzuk materializes.
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 1:56 PM
(( THE SCAPECAUGHT!!! (edited)
1:56 PM
(( THE SCAPECAUGHT IS REAAAAAAALLL (edited)
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demeter!!
Gadzuk materializes.
DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 1:56 PM
NO FUCKING WAY
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He screams "NO FUCKING WAY"
1:57 PM
Gadzuk dematerializes.
1:57 PM
"(damn they really letting just anyone in huh)"
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Clint Newton BOT 12/19/2022 1:57 PM
is it me or did that guy look like caliborn's dad
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 1:57 PM
youre acting like i know what that means
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 1:57 PM
Gadzuk rematerializes.
1:58 PM
Hey all! What's up°
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 1:58 PM
scott here
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 1:58 PM
Y'all were talgin bout little old me?
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 1:59 PM
also on the note of the sex joke you made earlier, slav, have you noticed how against sex this version of you is
1:59 PM
like hes so fucking weird about it watch him become catholic
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 1:59 PM
Hee hee h°° h°°!
1:59 PM
I feel like I haven't been real for months°
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 1:59 PM
you haven't.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 2:00 PM
That's wacky!!!
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 2:00 PM
A collective voice speaks from nowhere. It sounds like multiple versions of the same person speaking over themself.
2:00 PM
trust me, i'd know.
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demeter!!
// named gadzuk
OH MY GID
2:00 PM
HAHAHAHHA
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 2:01 PM
Oh deary me°
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 2:01 PM
The voice materialized as a rapidly changing form. The one thing consistent about all of them is that they're freakishly tall, wearing a long-sleeved shirt, and have the same pair of sweatpants on.
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// it's specifically this gadzuk btw
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 2:01 PM
GOD THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES
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// not any later versions i liked the first one the most
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 2:02 PM
This is a later version
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 2:02 PM
A purple haired knight, a black-haired waste, a white-haired failure, and a form that looks suspiciously like GAZ from INVADER ZIM.
2:02 PM
(all versions of ME!!!!
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Flint (Splint)
also on the note of the sex joke you made earlier, slav, have you noticed how against sex this version of you is
"(wow it's almost like people are having sex instead of progressing in the game)"
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 2:02 PM
The first version had a weird yellow sweater and the second is the most iconic
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"(imagine if the world fucking ended and you were like 'ok time to dick down my girlfriend')"
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 2:02 PM
Tul!find "Gadzuk"
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Tupperbox BOT 12/19/2022 2:02 PM
Note: Some results may be omitted due to user privacy settings.
Results
Gadzuk Makara?
User: Imaginary#3333 Brackets: gz:text Avatar URL: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/787057603406069861/787158757170741258/Untitled709_20201211144638.png Total messages sent: 4 Registered: Fri Dec 11 2020
Gadzuk Makara
User: DreamilyDrifting#3186 Brackets: GD: text- Avatar URL: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/947344233969360970/949835714445602816/Untitled1305_20220305190714.jpg Total messages sent: 40 Registered: Fri Dec 11 2020
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"(like... ok)"
2:03 PM
// This is a channel
2:03 PM
// An rp channel
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 2:03 PM
// I know
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DreamilyDrifting
The first version had a weird yellow sweater and the second is the most iconic
// yeah
2:03 PM
// the first longlasting version
2:03 PM
// y'know what i mean
2:04 PM
// the redesigns never went as hard as the first longlasting version
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:04 PM
You stretch. You feel like - er, KNOW that you haven't existed for a while! That's sure to be a doozy on your back, hee hoo!
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 2:04 PM
EW HOLD ON
2:04 PM
// this is the redesign...
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// ok this one's okay
2:04 PM
// it could totally just be gadzuk but older
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demeter!!
"(imagine if the world fucking ended and you were like 'ok time to dick down my girlfriend')"
>tyler
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demeter!!
// it could totally just be gadzuk but older
DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 2:04 PM
// ok true
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// but there's this one that was wearing glasses and looked like a nerd
2:05 PM
// and it didn't fit gadzuks vibe imo
2:05 PM
// they looked too regular
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 2:05 PM
// oh yeah definitely
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"(SHUT THE FUCK UP)"
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:06 PM
The LORD OF RAGE stands before the chorus of lanky nerd dudes.
(edited)
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// erm it's LORD...
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 2:07 PM
// well he was originally the thief...
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Gadzuk Makara
The LORD OF RAGE stands before the chorus of lanky nerd dudes.
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// SLAV? LANKY?
2:07 PM
// yeah he ascended too hard
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ectoMycologist
A purple haired knight, a black-haired waste, a white-haired failure, and a form that looks suspiciously like GAZ from INVADER ZIM.
ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 2:07 PM
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// kill them all
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 2:08 PM
it's amazing how nearly half of me knows who you are.
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ectoMycologist
Click to see attachment 🖼️
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 2:08 PM
okay fuck this shit i thought itd be cool but it hurts.
The chorus of nerds finally settles on a form.
2:08 PM
god dont you love existing in 3 places at once
2:09 PM
You dust yourself off.
2:09 PM
i hate half of those forms anyway im happy with this one.
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Hades, Royalty Incarnate BOT 12/19/2022 2:09 PM
erm i did the quantum bullshit before you
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"(get out)"
2:09 PM
"(WHAT THE FUCK DAD GET OUT)"
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Hades, Royalty Incarnate BOT 12/19/2022 2:10 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHFINE CANT A DEAD PERSON HAVE SOME FUUUUUUN
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// hades OFF TO BUY MILK
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 2:10 PM
dunno can they
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Hades, Royalty Incarnate BOT 12/19/2022 2:12 PM
IM GOING TO RIGHT NOW BITCH
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Hades leaves…
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 2:35 PM
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:37 PM
So, what's up guys!!!
2:37 PM
I'm just kind of here now!!! `,:°D (edited)
2:44 PM
...Catchin' a bit of a weird vibe in here...!!!
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"(we're kind of busy if you couldn't tell)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 2:46 PM
busy watching our current selves
2:46 PM
lawl
2:46 PM
not really
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"(shushhh)"
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:46 PM
Hee hee hoo hoo!
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 2:46 PM
.. also slav you missed the gang losing you
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:47 PM
H°NK
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"(i've been watching this whole time)"
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:47 PM
Whoops, sorry!!! That one just slipped out... ( :°o
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 2:47 PM
how long you think till they find him
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"(i literally don't care)"
2:48 PM
"(he'll join us sooner or later)"
2:48 PM
"(also this clown guy is reminding me of tyler)"
2:48 PM
"(tyler elroy i mean)"
2:49 PM
"(clint do you remember that dude)"
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Clint Newton BOT 12/19/2022 2:49 PM
don't talk about him.
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 2:49 PM
seconded.
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"(what)"
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Clint Newton BOT 12/19/2022 2:49 PM
he was a fucking idiot and didn't follow us when we told him to.
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"(oh come on is this because of his Soulsender)"
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oh god the memories are coming back
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 2:50 PM
his soulsender is a cunt id rather not remember any of his characters actually
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:50 PM
By golly I'm out of the l°°p here!!!
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"(you can separate people from soulsenders)"
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Clint Newton BOT 12/19/2022 2:50 PM
whoever thought letting one person die for every planet is honestly an idiot. i don't like to curse, but that's my take on it.
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:51 PM
Spent WAY t°° much time fighting that red guy!!!
2:51 PM
I'm all out of whack!!!
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Clint Newton
whoever thought letting one person die for every planet is honestly an idiot. i don't like to curse, but that's my take on it.
"(wasn't that aster's idea)"
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Clint Newton BOT 12/19/2022 2:51 PM
i mean it just makes the person themselves look dumb! only MY death was necessary.
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 2:51 PM
go off sis
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 2:51 PM
it was mine lawl
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Clint Newton BOT 12/19/2022 2:51 PM
2:51 PM
not surprised actually
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"(clint why are you so self-centered lately)"
2:52 PM
"(you used to be way nicer)"
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Clint Newton BOT 12/19/2022 2:52 PM
yknow being dead kinda makes you a bit more sour than you'd like.
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"(hmm maybe i don't care)"
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:52 PM
° ° °
2:52 PM
Gadzuk's silence is weirdly pronounced and loud.
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Clint Newton BOT 12/19/2022 2:53 PM
plus the mention of tyler kinda brought back something neither me or aster likely wish to think about
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:53 PM
Seems this guy can't keep a lid on it for his life!
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 2:53 PM
ive gotten over him but go off ig
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"(ok i'll stop mentioning him if you get this literal clown out of here)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 2:53 PM
no can do, outer reality is a free space, bud
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:53 PM
You aren't getting me outta here, no sir!!!
2:54 PM
I don't know where here is in the first place!!!
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"(fine. i'll do it.)"
2:54 PM
Gadzuk is frozen in time.
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:54 PM
Gadzuk dematerializes.
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RADZUK appears in GADZUK’s place!
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:54 PM
Gadzuk rematerializes.
2:54 PM
Alongside RADZUK.
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Radzuk and Gadzuk, materializing in the same place, both kill each other.
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 2:55 PM
.. slav you do realize the embodiment of rage is going to continue appearing
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Radzuk dies HEROIC. Gadzuk dies JUST.
(edited)
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:55 PM
Nope! Gadzuk rematerialized beside Radzuk.
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Nuh uhhhh
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 2:55 PM
as long as you continue to acknowledge rage, it continues to remain.
2:55 PM
its why i dont talk about my own problems anymore.
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:55 PM
Yuh huh! `,:°)
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"(wow that's a completely foolproof way to deal with trauma)"
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ectoMycologist
his soulsender is a cunt id rather not remember any of his characters actually
HAHAH
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 2:56 PM
why worry when theres a perfectly viable second option: not talking about your problems and pretending they dont exist
2:56 PM
works for me
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Hades, Royalty Incarnate BOT 12/19/2022 2:56 PM
Spent WAY t°° much time fighting that red guy!!!
@Gadzuk Makara (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump RED DOESNT EXIST ITS ALL ONLY HEME
2:56 PM
BITCH
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// meant hemo but heme is funnier
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:57 PM
works for me
@Flint (Splint) (@ectoMycologist) - jump H°° boy... That is!!! Not healthy!!!
(edited)
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Radzuksprite BOT 12/19/2022 2:57 PM
hᴗꓳw unᴗᵒtubular!!!
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Flint (Splint)
as long as you continue to acknowledge rage, it continues to remain.
HAHAHAHAHA
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Tupperbox BOT 12/19/2022 2:57 PM
You can't edit a message that you didn't originally send.
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 2:58 PM
it isnt but whats mental health to an infinite amount of time dedicated to being able to avoid your problems
2:58 PM
all of my problems are out There.
2:58 PM
im in here.
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//i found the old gadzuk quirk link, i am become unstoppable
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 2:58 PM
You are NOT good in the head.
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RED DOESNT EXIST ITS ALL ONLY HEME
@Hades, Royalty Incarnate (@hades) - jump Red is like a version of me before now
2:59 PM
Baby red spark
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"(how are any of you here)"
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Oops lol haha
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meanwhile: yaldabaoth: FREE ME FLINT FREEEEEEE MEEEEEE
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Hemo vanishes.
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 2:59 PM
im in here.
@Flint (Splint) (@ectoMycologist) - jump H°°... No!!! Your problems are still here, with you... <:°(
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Hades, Royalty Incarnate BOT 12/19/2022 3:00 PM
Red is like a version of me before now
@Hemo (@demeter!!) - jump WHO WERE THE OTHER GUYS THEN
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Get in my dms babygirl
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 3:00 PM
I'm the Lord of Rage, I can practically touch them!!!
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Hades, Royalty Incarnate BOT 12/19/2022 3:01 PM
Get in my dms babygirl
@Hemo (@demeter!!) - jump 😳
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"STOP."
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 3:01 PM
god that title has so much negative connotation remind me to not go into another session unprepared
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Hades and Hemo are banished.
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 3:02 PM
to restate a line from fl- er, splint earlier, "cherubs are fucking ruthless man"
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"(it wasn't a cherub that attacked you it was literally this guy)"
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 3:02 PM
ive been attacked by many a cherub
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 3:02 PM
Funny thing... I don't really remember ever entering my session!!!
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"(he was wearing a cherub skull, horned-serpent-style)"
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 3:03 PM
you think ive been attacked ONCE??
3:03 PM
HAH!
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"(no i'm saying the last guy)"
3:03 PM
"(the one that got you into the gravedigger position)"
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 3:03 PM
oh right
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"(oh wait. has that not happened yet)"
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 3:03 PM
ive been doing this session photography shit for eons
3:03 PM
the gravedigger thing already has happened.
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ectoMycologist
ive been doing this session photography shit for eons
"(more like a millenia or two but sure)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:04 PM
"(he was wearing a cherub skull, horned-serpent-style)"
@demeter!! - jump oh like this thing
3:04 PM
You don ENGLISH'S SKULL. It fits perfectly.
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"(yes)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:04 PM
man he was a big pussy looking back on it.
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"(that's one of my fathers you're talking about)"
3:05 PM
"(dickhead)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:05 PM
once you take the other 3 out of the equation hes just a scared little kid with time powers.
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"(he really wasn't all that scared)"
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 3:05 PM
`,:°7
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"(equius and lil hal on the other hand)"
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 3:05 PM
I'm not really following!!!
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:05 PM
tearing a guy's bodily makeup apart is an interesting experience
3:06 PM
you kinda. experience shit you havent really experienced.
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 3:07 PM
I have makeup on right now!!! H°nk!!!
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:07 PM
the internal sorrow of mercilessly butchering your friends, the misplaced sadness of only existing to respond to calls, the emptiness of not being noticed by even the narrator
3:07 PM
the self-hatred of not being good enough to live up to the standards your sister set
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 3:07 PM
...H°nk...
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:07 PM
weird shit, that guy felt.
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"(would you shut up man)"
3:08 PM
"(stop being such an emo bitch)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:08 PM
these arent even my memories im talking about
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"(i don't care.)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:08 PM
You chuck a piece of popcorn into your mouth.
im talking about english's mind
3:08 PM
guy was four people
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"(i think you're interpreting lord english as way more of a sadboy than he actually is)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:09 PM
interpreting him as watered down as i can
3:10 PM
hes really just a collective of idiots shoved into one body given too much power and too much rage to act on.
3:10 PM
wonder whatd happen if I became a collective.
3:10 PM
not sure who it'd be with though
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 3:11 PM
:°7
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"(hehehe.)"
3:11 PM
"(oh you have no idea.)"
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// FLINT ENGLISH RETURN
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:12 PM
dont tell me
You rubbed your temples, thinking of random people to asspull for this theoretical amalgamation.
3:13 PM
vlint, you, fucking uh .. barry, and that one guy that ran around like a moron for half of my old session
😁 1
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"(sorry man it's not gonna be me)"
3:13 PM
"(also are you talking about ezekiel?)"
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 3:13 PM
Flint: Wait, how did the clown guy get here anyway?
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"(he's literally one of the most powerful beings around)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:13 PM
> Flint: Wait, how did the clown guy get here anyway?
@DreamilyDrifting - jump > He materialized, its not that deep.
3:14 PM
then whos the amalgamation OF
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 3:14 PM
Flint: Amalga?
3:14 PM
Flint: Funny irony.
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"(it's like an ultimate self but kinda fucked up)"
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Flint (Splint)
> Flint: Wait, how did the clown guy get here anyway?
@DreamilyDrifting - jump > He materialized, its not that deep.
DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 3:14 PM
Flint: Yeah but HOW?
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:14 PM
.. ??
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 3:14 PM
((THE TOMBWRATH!!! (( THE TOMBWRATH IS REAAAALLLL
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"(commandment three)"
3:15 PM
"(well. i can't say much more than this)"
3:15 PM
"(it'd be spoilers)"
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Flint Turing BOT 12/19/2022 3:15 PM
thou shall not take the name of your lord, your god in vein??
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 3:15 PM
FLONG
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"(oh right you aren't even involved)"
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 3:16 PM
SHIT
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 3:16 PM
FLONG
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"(Aster.)"
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 3:16 PM
hes fucking glitching out of reality and turning into his new self im trying here
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Flint Turing
thou shall not take the name of your lord, your god in vein??
"(it's vain.)"
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 3:16 PM
his ass is NOT stable
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:17 PM
what the fuck does that have to do w oh
3:17 PM
forgot im basically god now
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"(you literally aren't)"
3:18 PM
"(throw a single punch at me)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:18 PM
slav youve done this shit so many times before im not falling for it again
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"(do it)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:19 PM
im not doing it
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"(c'mon)"
3:19 PM
"(what are you chicken)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:19 PM
FINE ALRIGHT GOD
3:20 PM
You swing at SLAV.
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As Flint's fist comes within an inch of the Gate's head, the Gate disappears.
3:20 PM
Flint sees the shape of the universe.
3:20 PM
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I IS THE NAME OF GOD.
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:21 PM
This is information you're already accustomed to
3:21 PM
This has happened several times before.
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His eye still burns though
3:21 PM
He gets teleported back into the room.
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:21 PM
OW gOD DAMN
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"(owned)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:21 PM
wait till i find a way to exploit my abilities to fuck with you so help me god
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"(try it, prettyboy)"
3:22 PM
"(you can't.)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:22 PM
oh yeah?
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"(i have seen all of time.)"
3:22 PM
"(you land a punch on me once.)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:22 PM
You clone SLAV. A classic. That ALTERNATIVE SLAV is then turned into a pile of perfectly square chunks of meat on the floor.
3:23 PM
bet you didnt see THAT ONE coming
3:23 PM
bitch
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"(i literally knew you were about to)"
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 3:23 PM
Ew!!!
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Clint Newton BOT 12/19/2022 3:23 PM
gross.
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"(i have seen all of time remember)"
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 3:23 PM
Okay, that's it you two!!!
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"(next hemo is about to walk in, see the chunks of meat on the floor, and leave)"
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Hey guys
3:23 PM
What the freak dude
3:23 PM
Why'd you do that to the cloned Slav
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Flint (Splint)
You clone SLAV. A classic. That ALTERNATIVE SLAV is then turned into a pile of perfectly square chunks of meat on the floor.
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Fucka you
3:24 PM
Hemo leaves.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 RAGETECH: WRATHWREMOVAL: 1d1000 (321) + 500 Total: 821
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:24 PM
and i can see all of space, your point
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"(so what am i doing with my hand right now)"
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 3:24 PM
Flint and Slav both stop being dicks to each other.
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:24 PM
you're flipping me off.
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:24 PM
you just changed it to that to spite me
3:24 PM
bitch
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Slav punches Flint in the shoulder.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 3:25 PM
Or not.
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 3:25 PM
Shit, man...
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DreamilyDrifting
Flint and Slav both stop being dicks to each other.
And who gave you that authority?
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ectoMycologist 12/19/2022 3:25 PM
This is usual for the two of them. They're best friends in a bunch of timelines, of course they're gonna do this shit.
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THE FLAME OF LORE WALKS IN HERE.
BARRY: Damn that shit crazy
Barry walks out
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"(oh god not my ex)"
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demeter!!
And who gave you that authority?
DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 3:25 PM
STFU
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"(just kidding i knew that'd happen)"
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 3:26 PM
"(just kidding i knew that'd happen)"
@demeter!! - jump Has anyone ever told you you're really annoying!!!
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"(many times)"
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/19/2022 3:26 PM
G°°d!!! >:°(
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"(i get called annoying about thirty six thousand more times until the critical event)"
3:26 PM
"(wait. make that 36 billion i misread it)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/19/2022 3:28 PM
on your six, slav.
A stray CUEBALL flies into the open door, in a direct trajectory to the back of slav's head.
3:28 PM
someone's playing pool a bit too HARD AGAIN
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Flint (Splint)
bet you didnt see THAT ONE coming
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potatoisgood 12/19/2022 3:29 PM
(HEHEHE
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Avery Joseph BOT 12/19/2022 3:29 PM
(SHUT THE FUCK UP)
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Flint (Splint)
on your six, slav.
A stray CUEBALL flies into the open door, in a direct trajectory to the back of slav's head.
The Slav clone falls into a thousand cubes.
3:29 PM
The Gate stands behind Flint.
3:29 PM
"(i did)"
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"(tick. tock.)"
12:25 PM
"(here it comes.)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 12:28 PM
what do you mean by that
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"(tick. tock.)"
12:28 PM
"(break. heads.)"
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"(Tick. Tock.)"
12:36 PM
"(Break. Heads.)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 12:37 PM
are we doing this again
12:37 PM
really
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A gear lights up on the floor.
12:37 PM
He starts alternating meowing and barking. What the fuck
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 12:40 PM
are you good
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"(meow bark meow bark meow bark meow bark meow bark meow bark)"
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HES BECOME A FURRY
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"(Tick. Tock. Break. Heads.)"
3:38 PM
"HONK. HONK."
3:38 PM
The Gate vanishes.
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/20/2022 3:38 PM
H°NK H°NK!!!
3:41 PM
!
3:42 PM
So... Uh, where might that odd dude have gone?
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The Gate reappears.
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/20/2022 3:44 PM
Ah!!! The odd dude!!!
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 3:44 PM
to go fix the story. esther's an anomaly and shouldnt be doing what shes doing
3:44 PM
shes like a walking corpse at this point she should be DEAD.
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/20/2022 3:45 PM
Could I... Mayhaps... go there as well? `, 8°u
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 3:45 PM
thankfully he intervened at a time where they wont believe it was some kind of deus ex machina and was instead temple construct bullshit.
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"(that's not esther by the way)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 3:45 PM
??
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"(you'll see.)"
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Gadzuk Makara
Could I... Mayhaps... go there as well? `, 8°u
"(who the hell are you)"
3:46 PM
"(just kidding i know who you are Gadzuk Makara)"
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/20/2022 3:46 PM
Gadzuk Makara at your-
3:46 PM
Ah!!! You have heard of me!!!
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"(in some timelines you become a chairman on the board of a certain CEO)"
3:47 PM
"(in another, the demon RED chased you through your session, only for you to find out your close friends betrayed you)"
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 3:47 PM
.. a few timelines at least one of me is familiar with
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"(then you died alone in a swamp with nothing to show for your life but wasted comedy and deaf ears)"
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/20/2022 3:48 PM
Fascinating!!!
3:48 PM
I mean, fascinating story...!!!
3:48 PM
Me? A CHAIRMAN? HA!!!
3:48 PM
HEE HEE HOO HEE HOO!!!
3:48 PM
Preposterous!!!
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"(in the timeline you come from though, you seem to be a lord of rage, rather than the thief of rage you are normally)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 3:49 PM
just like me. im a thief turned lord as well.
3:49 PM
thief of space
Finger guns + tongue click combo.
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/20/2022 3:49 PM
Well, technically speaking, we still are thieves at heart, no?
3:50 PM
We just have dominion over ALL of our aspect now!!!
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"(i am no lord)"
3:50 PM
"(i'm with that bitch over there)"
3:50 PM
"(clint newton)"
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Clint Newton BOT 12/20/2022 3:50 PM
hi.
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"(who has become worse and worse lately and will only get worse until a few years in the future in which he will become more well-adjusted)"
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/20/2022 3:55 PM
C°°l...
3:55 PM
I'm going to go check out reality for a bit!!!
3:55 PM
Later potaters!!!
3:56 PM
Gadzuk dematerializes.
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demeter!!
"(tick. tock.)"
A tale about a boy and his friends and a game they play together. About 8,000 pages. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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demeter!!
"(meow bark meow bark meow bark meow bark meow bark meow bark)"
A tale about a boy and his friends and a game they play together. About 8,000 pages. Don't say we didn't warn you.
4:09 PM
A tale about a boy and his friends and a game they play together. About 8,000 pages. Don't say we didn't warn you.
4:09 PM
A tale about a boy and his friends and a game they play together. About 8,000 pages. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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"(oh. i was wondering what would happen)"
6:41 PM
"(that piece wasn't decided yet)"
6:41 PM
"(exciting)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 6:41 PM
christ, traumatising me now are we
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"(i didn't do that)"
6:41 PM
"(that was fate's decision)"
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Clint Newton BOT 12/20/2022 6:43 PM
6:43 PM
.. was gonna say something. forgot.
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"(lol. lmao)"
6:50 PM
"(hey. aster.)"
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 6:51 PM
mm?
6:51 PM
i see whats going on too jsyk
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((for context, those not in the DD server, slav ended up OUTSIDE OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE, back in dubiously dead somehow.))
6:52 PM
((on planet 8.))
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"(the waters of chaos are a fickle thing)"
6:52 PM
"(ok says here in my notes i stop being ominous and go back to being an asshole)"
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 6:54 PM
You scratched at your arm.
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There's a reason you wear long sleeves.
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It's an unusual reason, but a good one.
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Kinda gross, actually.
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scuse me for one second
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You walk out of the room, picking off bits of a poisonous mushroom colony growing out of your arm. You've been dead for a while.
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You wrap your arm in bandages again.
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yuck.
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You walk back in, acting like that was nothing.
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It's clearly not.
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"(ok)"
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 6:58 PM
okay what
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"(K)"
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 6:58 PM
waters of chaos- wait you saw the other w- nevermind
6:58 PM
It's funny how calm this lot is staring into the face of god.
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"(you think yourself a god?)"
6:59 PM
"(my guy you're not even a lord)"
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 6:59 PM
i was.
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// HE WAS??
6:59 PM
// WHAT?????
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 6:59 PM
(( i used to be a lord, and a waste, and an heir
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(( this is ultimate me
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(( dipshit
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im a knight now. i choose to be one because its a role that fits me.
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people change.
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so do their roles.
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// WHATTTT
7:00 PM
// you cant be ultimate
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// smh my head...
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 7:00 PM
at least thats how it works for me, but who cares.
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// no but fr what aster is a lord
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// aster you wouldnt be... being egotistical...
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 7:00 PM
(( authorstuck and just me around the time i was dating dex.
7:01 PM
(( i had classpected myself as a lord.
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alright im gonna quit being depressed.
7:01 PM
do you think your other self is gonna be able to get out of dubiously dead or is he just gone forever
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ectoMycologist
(( i had classpected myself as a lord.
// girl...
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 7:02 PM
(( im not THAT egotistical anymore
7:02 PM
(( plus you said i was a knight based on how i act so im running with that
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ectoMycologist
(( im not THAT egotistical anymore
// whatever you say…
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ectoMycologist
(( im not THAT egotistical anymore
// ok mr only uses the courtyard gc to brag
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// frrrr
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 7:05 PM
.. actually
7:05 PM
be right back.
7:06 PM
The GRAVEDIGGER disappears.
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//i knew someone who classpected themselves as a lord of mind
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ectoMycologist
The GRAVEDIGGER disappears.
The GATE waits.
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//i knew someone who classpected themselves as a lord of mind
// YEAH
7:07 PM
// THAT GUY
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 8:15 PM
ZAP.
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slav
8:15 PM
why are you such a dick
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"(fuck you bitch)"
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 8:15 PM
YOUR OTHER SELF
8:15 PM
LITERALLY WILL NOT LISTEN TO ME
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HE IS CHOOSING TO STAY ON A PLANET RIGGED TO EXPLODE WITHIN MINUTES.
8:15 PM
INSTEAD OF SACRIFICING A MENIAL BODY PART
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"(that planet isn't rigged to explode)"
8:17 PM
"(it was supposed to blow up centuries ago)"
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"(hell it did)"
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"(it was sunk)"
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"(i don't know what that is but that's not the eighth planet)"
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"(just kidding i know what it is but i can't tell youuu)"
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 8:19 PM
can you go get him for me
8:19 PM
please
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"(no)"
8:20 PM
"(that's not what happens)"
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Wicked Wain of the West 12/20/2022 8:21 PM
i dont give a shit what happens ill do it
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"(oh wow what a surprise another author showed up)"
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 8:22 PM
what do you want me to do then
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"(this isn't getting tiring at all)"
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 8:22 PM
i live in dubiously dead hes basically encroaching on my property
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ectoMycologist
what do you want me to do then
"(wait. patiently.)"
8:22 PM
"(things will come about in due time)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 8:22 PM
oh fuck off
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The Gate looks at the camera.
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 8:24 PM
The camera stares back.
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Lol
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 8:54 PM
did jared just
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fucking- holy shit
8:55 PM
if this is what jared can do to me without weed imagine him on actual weed
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HAHAHAHA
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"(we've literally seen that)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 8:55 PM
youve seen THIS me high
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 8:55 PM
Gadzuk materializes.
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 8:55 PM
THAT me thinks differently
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/20/2022 8:55 PM
I sensed a disturbance in the Rage force!!!
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Who's getting silly...!!!
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"(ok)"
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 8:56 PM
jared, cope of rage.
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Flint (Splint)
youve seen THIS me high
"(oh right you haven't seen it yet)
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 8:56 PM
put flint into an aspect-based high that roughly equates itsself to a watered down THC-based high.
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/20/2022 8:57 PM
That'll do it!!!
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 8:58 PM
basically what happens when you eat an edible and chug a mtn dew but without the caffeine high.
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/20/2022 8:58 PM
Mtn dew?
8:58 PM
Oh!!!
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I remember, soda!!!
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 8:58 PM
yeah
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/20/2022 8:59 PM
That stuff makes ME silly!!!
8:59 PM
It's like Faygo!!!
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Anyhow...
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 9:00 PM
doesn't sucrose cause a psychadelic effect on you guys
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/20/2022 9:00 PM
To expel enough Rage to enduce a high... That poor guy!!!
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 9:01 PM
he also can sap the rage from people.
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/20/2022 9:01 PM
Must have been through hell and high water!!!
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 9:01 PM
maybe its both of the rage combined to expel a euphoric wave??
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/20/2022 9:01 PM
It's more like...
9:02 PM
He's extending what counts as "his" body to others!!!
9:02 PM
And therefore - as a Cope - forcing out the Rage of himself and others!!!
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 9:02 PM
i see
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Gadzuk Makara BOT 12/20/2022 9:04 PM
It's... Not quite that healthy, however°
9:04 PM
Indeed° Not healthy°
9:05 PM
The journey of the Cope involves finding ways to not HAVE to use their power of expulsion...
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/20/2022 9:05 PM
i can say that actual weed would be a better way of doing it aster can ramble on about that shit
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ectoMycologist 12/20/2022 9:05 PM
i so can
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ectoMycologist 12/21/2022 3:58 PM
Well, your camera is back in your hands, and printing out a picture. It finishes printing and you shake the fuck out of it.
(edited)
3:58 PM
It's a good group shot of the three FLINTS.
3:58 PM
hah. nice.
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"(it seems one month will pass in the dd universe, but it will seem a very short time here.)"
5:51 PM
"(i guess you could say the time that has passed is)"
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"(dubious)"
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Aster's hammerspace rumbles.
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ectoMycologist 12/22/2022 6:13 PM
>
6:13 PM
thats not good
6:13 PM
You make a vortex view into the DUBIOUSLY DEAD BLACK HOLE.
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It's filled with a ton of shit that Aster has left there! None of it should be moving, though.
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ectoMycologist 12/22/2022 6:14 PM
why is my shit rumbling
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is the black hole reforming
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/22/2022 6:14 PM
what
6:14 PM
dude did you get rid of the singularity?? its like removing the pulp in a pepper
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ectoMycologist 12/22/2022 6:14 PM
no shit i did
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Hey. Wait. What the fuck is that blob in the hammerspace?
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ectoMycologist 12/22/2022 6:15 PM
Your eyebrows furrow. What The Fuck
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Why is it moving rapidly at you?
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ectoMycologist 12/22/2022 6:16 PM
You realize what's happening and attempt to close the vortex.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
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Aster blocks the vortex with the first thing he can think of.
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Hint: it's something he used very recently!
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THE COFFIN.
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ectoMycologist 12/22/2022 6:16 PM
sorry bud you have to be a plug for a moment
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WENCH.
6:17 PM
WAIT.
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THIS IS AT AN INCLINE.
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ectoMycologist 12/22/2022 6:17 PM
You summon the COFFIN, blocking the hole so that whatever this BLOB is cannot enter outside of reality.
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YOU IDIOT.
6:17 PM
MY DOOR IS OPEN.
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ectoMycologist 12/22/2022 6:17 PM
wait
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OH FUCK
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The entity enters the Coffin.
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ectoMycologist 12/22/2022 6:17 PM
WHATEVER THAT IS JUST GOT INTO TIL DEATH (edited)
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STEVEN... YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
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Flint (Splint) BOT 12/22/2022 6:17 PM
WHAT
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ectoMycologist 12/22/2022 6:17 PM
YEAH NO THATS A PROBLEM
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ONE I CANT SOLVE
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